How to Choose a Good Toy

Here I am in the middle of my toys on an ordinary morning. Notice the Big Brown Bag next to me. Notice how uninteresting it is. While it is a perfectly fine brown bag, it has been placed among my toys by my human family in the futile hope that I will take interest in it. Somehow, they think that just about anything will interest me.

Wrong.

Particularly uninteresting to me are the things that are given to me to play with. I much prefer to find my own amusement.

Now notice the white bag on the floor.


It was dropped on the floor quite by accident by the tall thin member of my family. It happened that the short fat one had the camera ready, and was able to capture this record of my attack.

This bag is infinitely more interesting. First of all, there are some things inside it, which I am not supposed to see. Second, I wasn't supposed to notice the bag on the floor in the first place. And last, there was nothing about this that suggested that it was a human-approved toy.

It's much more fun to pirate your toys whenever you can. You never know what goodies might be found, and (although I never admit this) it's so much fun to aggravate the humans!

I Share My Beauty Secrets

I think it is very important to have a beauty regimen, don't you? One of the most important parts of my day is spent in front of our window fan, conveniently (for me) located on the floor right in front of the big sliding glass door. I spend a great deal of time here, and I have determined that feeling the breeze on my body improves the lustrous quality of my fur. And, since the fan lifts and separates all the individual hairs, it takes me less time to preen the fur in that particular, hard to reach area because it is already fluffed. Sometimes I turn around and let the air currents circulate around my lovely ears. Not only does that feel good, but it's fun to do, too. So, my advice to you all is to try to get your family to get you a fan and use it every day. It also makes a great place to have an afternoon nap on a warm day.