Oh, How Sharper than the Serpent's Tooth

is the ungrateful . . . well, whoever it is, I can never remember. But in my case, it's a totally ungrateful human family.

It all started last Saturday morning, when they left and didn't come back for some time. But when they did, they came back with loads of very, very strange scents all about them. I could sense lots of dog, some cat, some goat, some parrot, and even some llama. Worst of all, there was other rabbit on their clothing. I was appalled.

Flimsy as it was, they excused themselves by telling me they were exhibiting my merchandise at PetExpo, an event that featured all the island pets. Lots of animals were there. Naturally, they didn't ask me if I wanted to go (which of course I didn't but I would have loved to refuse).

I had to give their clothing a thorough going-over. Not to mention the fact that now I have to be on my best behavior because I don't want any of those other beasts thinking they can invade my territory!
Here I am completing my task, making sure there's nothing around I should worry about. Footnote: notice all the little scraps of box I chewed up? That was loads of fun - I can do that better than any of those other animals, I bet!